Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)

Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins will continue... right now. In Part 2 of our epic 138th Episode Spectacular, recorded live on YouTube, Dan & Jack play the Untitled Fake Titles game with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein, as well as take questions and bus stop requests from live viewers--straight from the WEE Mass Grave. What are our pop culture blind spots? What's the Jake and the Fatman theme song? What did ol' Garfield tweet? Is Hemus Jewish? All that plus more season one Simpsons talk, Hob & Nob & Shaw, the regular schmuck bin, Matt Northface, and an epic climax of cajun bumpkin voices. 

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Tis the holiday season AND our 138th Episode Spectacular, so Jack & Dan are live on YouTube getting drunk with their listeners and with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein to discuss the season 1 episode that started it all, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Christmas Special.) Our epic broadcast was five hours long, so here in Part 1 we discuss the episode while dealing with our patented show-breaking technical difficulties. What is the story behind the WEE theme music? Do WEE prefer Patti or Selma? Did a little of Dan's law-law rub off on Jack? What are things that are tattooed on people? Is Matt going to get paid? All that plus the WEE Merch Store, bi-statals, trinterventions, and the return of our Vantage Point podcast. 
 
Stay tuned next week for Part 2, where we get even drunker, play the Untitled Fake Titles Game, and take questions live from the YouTube audience. Happy Holidays! 

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Our next Bourbon Please, our final episode of 2020, will be LIVE on our YouTube channel this Friday, December 11th! Then it'll be a regular episode sometime later! But don't just read the description, listen to us talk about it on this five minute promo for it!

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In this WEE 2020 season finale, Dan and Jack celebrate Thanksgiving AND Halloween with Season 31's Thanksgiving of Horror, a Treehouse of Horror-inspired series of Thanksgiving vignettes... and possible contender for Least Worst Episode Ever? Where do the Simpsons keep their WiFi router? What was the plot of The Prestige? Is Old Turkey Fingers better than Sploof? All that plus garlic-based webcams, Vlad Stretch, Flandersnatch, digi-nips, and PornGob.

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This week, Jack, Dan, and returning guest Nick Noga dissect Season 9's gun control episode, The Cartridge Family, where Marge and Homer fight over having a gun in the home. Is The Simpsons too dark for Disney Plus? What are other episodes Homer's had a gun? Will Dan bite the apple? All that plus Heath Ledger's splash, Freet leavings, Gunblor, pod stage left, and a warehouse full of lost arcs.

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Outtakes and deleted scenes from WEE #134 and WEE #135 where Dan and Jack discuss the passage of time during COVID, Willem Dafoe's tight butt, and Wet Hot American Summer. All that plus Incel Goblin, crying babies, half-gold, and the Spider-Cast.

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This week, Dan and Jack watch season 18's "Springfield Up," a mockumentary episode that has Eric Idle checking in on Simpsons characters every eight years. What happens when you die and come back? Is no one stickier than Sticky Crumbs? Will Jack & Dan get doxxed by docks workers? All that plus the platonic ideal of a Wiggum-Lou corner, jokey-jokey gags, the Bourbon Please bourbon police, and the iPhone-Dog Toilet Wars. 

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Jack & Dan discuss the two-part WIRED series "Each and Every Job Homer's Ever Had," hosted and researched by Jack, as well as the online comments that mercilessly tear him apart. Featuring a special appearance by a Bus Stop favorite who has not handled quarantine very well.... 

PART 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4DYY5vfCBo&t=1s 

PART 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j_Q96Owz5Q

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We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story! (Didja hear the news?!)

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This week, Jack & Dan remove the fourth wall and watch Season 13's "The Sweetest Apu," an episode where Apu cheats on his wife, Manjula. Could there have been more Squishee-based humor? What is Apu's orgy nickname? Which Simpsons character did Jack grow up to be? All that plus woken records, Hose McGose, and great white pubes.

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #133.5 - The Da Vinci Notes including modern maxims, telefartonics, secret monkey videos, and Nosetime.

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This week, Dan and Jack cover Season 25's oddly-named "Diggs," an episode featuring Daniel Radcliffe as a mentally ill falconer and unwanted, shoved-in Homer jokes. Who is the original nerd? Did WEE get all the things? What happens when the bus finally arrives? All that plus some kind of bracket, Durtaugh, quaranbeans, and 2022 Best Picture winner "Green Thing."

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #132 featuring lots of technical difficulties and a little Avengers: Endgame talk. What’s been Dan’s nickname for Jack since 1998? Do WEE remember the Remember Woodshop?! Is that a Tyrannosaurus in the background? All that plus sniffling, gutterdorks, and our Joker podcast.

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This week Jack and Dan finally release an episode they recorded nearly a year ago, covering season 10's "Bart the Mother," when Bart befriends Nelson, kills a bird, and raises two lizards. What is the Art of the Clip? What was Old Man Jack's O. Henry story? What's the first rule of Sex Club of Time Travel? All that plus the regular schmuck tier, romantic quatrains, and the Great Frog Theory. 

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Has Hell frozen over? Has 2020 gotten better? (Or much worse?) Jack and Dan are back from much earlier in quarantine to fill you in about their lives and talk about nonsense. NOTE: We don't talk about The Simpsons in this one, technically this is a 90s Percentile episode that we're releasing on this feed to explain "Where the hell have you guys been?"

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Yes, we're back. Really this time. And Aunt May is still so old. 

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It's the (very) long awaited Volume 2 in the best of Worst Episode Ever duology! We recorded the intro for this over a year ago! Listener Peter Wakeman put it together in 2018! Why are we so bad at podcasting? This has about three minutes of new content but then here's what you get:
  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “This is your doomsday Superman...”

  • Episode 120 (Treehouse of Horror XXVIII) - “Cletus is a woman?!”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “Is that a character?”

  • Episode 1 (Saddlesore Galactica) - “They show her nipples I believe.”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “They see he grew his first blue pube.”

  • Episode 34 (There’s Something About Marrying) - “When two men have sex they use their butts.”

  • Episode 70 (Poppas Got a Brand New Badge) - “Oh I’m on a podcast with ghouls!”

  • Episode 83 (24 Minutes) - “I like when he tortured people!”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “Right before we started recording I went to go pee...”

  • Episode 60 (Homer Simpsons in: Kidney Trouble) - “Do you tip hookers?”

  • Episode 11 (Kill Gil, Volumes I & II) - “What show are we talking about?”

  • Episode 120 (Treehouse of Horror XXVIII) - “You stop taking my boner pills!”

  • Episode 55 (Treehouse of Horror XXII) - “How come homeless people don’t trick-or-treat?”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “They coughed up their big butts.”

  • Episode 26 (The Greatest Storey Ever Doh’ed) - “Dad, dad? I love butts.”

  • Episode 44 (Homer and Ned’s Hails Mary Pass) - “I gotta get that gun!”

  • Episode 70 (Poppas Got a Brand New Badge) - “I do everything different.”

  • Episode 26 (The Greatest Storey Ever Doh’ed) - “How do you repeat such a bad line of bad exposition?”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “I’m not Obama. I’m legally distinct.”

  • Episode 17 (The Man Who Came to be Dinner) - “Wise words from the Daleks.”

  • Episode 34 (There’s Something About Marrying) - “Heemus has died of heatstroke.”

  • Episode 83 (24 Minutes) - “Do Klingons poop?”

  • Episode 55 (Treehouse of Horror XXII) - “It’s our new bust stop character: farting Pope Francis!”

  • Episode 44 (Homer and Ned’s Hails Mary Pass) - “I don’t think they got the satire involved.”

  • Episode 2 (What to Expect when Bart’s Expecting) - “I think this horse might be a gay.”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “Don’t break down my joke writing!”

  • Episode 11 (Kill Gil, Volumes I & II) - “The rats ate both Kenny and Nelson."Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com 
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