Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast) (general)

Outtakes from WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins, including breaking a tie in the HIPO rankings. What's our new Patreon tier? What would Jack do if he were Taylor Swift? Which Dan Mulhall needs to be killed? Why does everyone do everything? All that plus timecode antics, the Cruise Hole, and hot butter-churning tips on our Amish Barncast. 

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Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore. What is like the opposite of the Tardis? Which actor has won three Emmys for playing Hemus? What comes after "everybody"? All that plus Cockney Scratchy, radioactive DJs, Patchouli & Cinnamon, the Tesserhat, and Phil R. Stretch (his full name will NOT surprise you).

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Outtakes from WEE #159 and WEE #160, including a discussion about Christopher Nolan's recent films. Is Dan starting the show like that? How do we come back in after crunching the numbers? Why is Quentin Tarantino a dumb-dumb? All that plus talkboys, birthday twins, Montell Jordan's theme for Jack talkin' about podcasts, and the same bits, over and over.

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This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, and the Freet Without Fear.

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This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake, a kitchen full of kooks, and FART FART FART.

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Outtakes from WEE #158: The Podcast of Record, including a discussion about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Why are we covering "Flanders' Ladder"? Has L.A. jaded Jack? When does Dan say his best stuff? Who should they replace Kang with? Who caught Jack masturbating? All that plus Dan's Pennsylvania accents, Porn City, and a man doing a man's thing.

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This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29’s Flanders’ Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only Alan? Are you Crash Bandicoot? All that plus Captain Planet’s origin, VCR nostalgia, Big Ladder, the ol’ cheapo tier, fleeting yums, Hans Zimmer’s Ricola theme, and Jack & Dan ranking the Scream films.

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Outtakes from WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever, including a peek at our rankings and figuring out the intro for the episode. Which podcasts are colliding? What does Jack miss most about New York? All that plus Freet, bad haircuts, and Jack & Dan talking about The Flash and other movies.

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Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. Should Sideshow Bob have been part booger?  What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Can you put a question mark in a hashtag? Who should play Willie Lumpkin in the MCU? Who is Groophic endorsing for President? Should WEE have a Truth Social? All that pre-grooming, rake for rake's sake, goblin ideas, Old Rosie Perez Fingers, the Jewish House of Pancakes, ToeJam & Earl's Second Act, Mass Hash, George F. Scott, and How the Grinch Stole Easter.

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Helllooooooo, it's outtakes from WEE #156: My T*ts Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Can Jack remember the name of the Simpsons episode we're watching? Who has Three Stooges Syndrome? All that plus our Star Trek: Picard Review-Preview and random cockney accents.

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It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic.

Which network slogan are WEE stealing? What were Charles Foster Kane's last words? Who's taunting the lions at the zoo? Which Bus Stop character loves Fletch? Who is Beastimus John and what is his serial number? All that plus a plot mirage, Flakira, no concept of E, IMIN, Pre-Renaissance Joey, an American Alfred, Jerkass Rising, and another WEE episode where a new Bus Stop character emerges at the very end when everyone's already stopped listening.

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Outtakes from before Jack and Dan began their commentary for Sync Points #11: Mank, for the WEE completionist who listens to everything, even tracks where Jack’s mic is turned off. Which classic Bus Stop character makes an appearance? Should we have watched RIPD instead? How many times can Dan say “Mank” in six minutes? All that plus An Inconvenient Chromebook, JTZ, and Tom Sriver.

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We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a Mank time.
 
This April 1, Jack and Dan fool around by recording Sync Points #11 and talking over the entire Netflix original film Mank. We’re not calling it a commentary track because there is very, very little Mank commentary. Instead we talk about the Rocky franchise, the Alien franchise, the Final Destination franchise and many, many more non-Mank topics.
 
Who is missing our April Fools shenanigans? How do we use Letterboxd? What actor is playing both Dan and Jack in the WEE Studios movie titled (A Podcast Network)? What Sync Points are we forgetting and what Sync Points have we committed to recording in the future? What will be Charles Dance’s obituary? All that plus a quick 5-minute intro, a lot of misters, the Schwartzman connection, Cohost Zero, expecto pootronum, the Great Mank Hunt, Mank meat, Mank Kills, Mank in Space, Mank Babies, the Macy’s Manksgiving Day Parade, and We’re Gone! (A Where Are We? Story).
 
Sync Points is a commentary series straight outta WEE Studios. The Sync Point for this episode is 0:00:00 at the start of the Netflix stream for Mank (2020) and 0:15:31 on our track. Please note: there is very little actual commentary on the action occurring on screen.
 
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Outtakes from Sync Points #10: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story answering burning questions like: Do we remember how to start the show? Was The Matrix's Switch a southern belle? What will Dan post to reddit when Jack dies? All that plus Seinfeld talk, the cruel joke of aging, and random Power Rangers noises.

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Outtakes from WEE #155: Ghost COVID, including what happened after our rankings jump cut. Which "Take Me Out" will Dan sing? Is it okay for Dan to do that voice? Have WEE done it all? All that plus lots of okays, a new Hey Everybody, and Freet Peaking. 

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Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series.
 
What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the Reddit.) All that plus Bus Stop Star Wars, old business, wet bacon, magnesium man eyes, the blanks you fill in, Fosebook, Van Skruggs, and Cousin Brutic.
 
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Outtakes from WEE #154: My Tits Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! including a rankings tie-breaker and a depressing update on Jack's broken foot. Are there dockworkers at Willow's house? Who does Groophic think caused 9/11? What sounds zen? All that plus an out-of-season Ol' Dracula Fingers, not-so-modern vernacular, and Jack & Dan's Disney+ roundup.

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Set your VR dials for this week’s WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33’s "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!”, an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of podcasts.

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Outtakes from WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes, including a behind-the-curtain look at how our new ranking system is going. Should we have done third points? Why were we blacklisted from radio forever? Where’s Bobby Fischer? All that plus two cans on a string, the Queen of Radio, Peetreon, and the Jim Carrey Animated Universe Podcast. 

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Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield’s alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto!

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #152: It's Schlort! including a three minute conversation during the break covering Andor, Rise of Skywalker, and the hit NBC series Heroes. What was Greg Grunberg’s superpower on Heroes? Does Jack have COVID? Why we gotta eat those potatoes? All that plus a prisoner’s dilemma, Arrested Development Season 5, Jack’s RoommateCast, and Dan’s gaping asshole. OKAY.

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Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with “Pixelated and Afraid,” an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer’s penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What’s your HEBO?  What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine erasure, sentient chodes, and Roper: The Next Generation.

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #151 including developing the quarter-point rankings and a look a tie-breaking discussion. What’s the difference between a formula and an algorithm? Why would Jeff Bezos use extra strength wart cream? How did Ant-Man get released from the Quantum Realm? How do you live without us? All that plus Jack’s OnlyFans setup, sentient paper towels, and the guy who goes “here are my levels!"

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Straight outta WEE Studios West (and New Jersey), Dan and Jack kick off the next era of WEE with a mini-marathon of season 33 episodes. First up: Poorhouse Rock, a musical about late-stage capitalism and the death of the middle class. Sounds like a blast!

Is season 33 truly the comeback season? What’s everybody hullabalooling about? How long has it been since WEE recorded? What do we think of the new Martin voice? Who would play Chief Wiggum in a live-action Simpsons movie? What time is it where YOU are and what state are you in??? All that plus big life updates, the Reagan Prophecies, shrimp on the claw-be, and the Broom Anniversary.

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The dead speak!! Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #150, an episode that was recorded and released over 11 months ago. It’s not much but it’s a taste of more to come, with all new episodes coming soon in 2023! What happens when Dan speaks truth to power? Can Jack close the show? Where’s Freet moving to? All that plus discussions about Station Eleven and a classic Star Trek: TNG episode, a peek behind our rankings tiebreaker, unprofessional bullshit, Freet’s new sitcom, and a promo for the episode you’re currently listening to.

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In our 150th episode, pieces of shit Jack & Dan watch season 21's "To Surveil with Love," an episode where Lisa joins the debate team and Springfield becomes a moral police state... sort of? What is the central conceit of the podcast we've done 150 episodes of? Have any bus stop characters undergone conversion therapy? Who are the four Chrises you meet along the way? All that plus a Wiggum-Nude Corner, Young Terminator, Dooley Chatterson, King Tut's trachea, and the king of the ICU.

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! including a behind-the-curtain look at the rankings and a five-way tie with "The President Wore Pearls." What don't women like? Why does Jack look like the Riddler? Where's Old Kinderhook? All that plus dirty pee hands, Space Covid, our traditional pre-show warmup, Dan's Solo Corner, and the top 10 reasons why Jack sucks. Awooga!

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This week Dan and Jack die deep into the mass grave and dive deep into Season 15's "The President Wore Pearls" a sort-of-fun parody of Evita. What do they teach in Pre-K? What is AI Jack saying in 35 years? Is Dan a Bart or a Milhouse? How much more juice can be run out of this? All that plus aspect ratio talk, a trilogy of Homer nonsense, the extra WEE alarm, visibly stupid presidents, Jim Balcony, Papa Fuck & Fuckette, and the Autumn of Skinner.

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice, including spoiler-filled discussions of Midnight Mass and Battlestar Galactica. What was Adam McKay's Succession before Succession? What's the all-new WEE? Why does Dan have a hat on? All that plus minor Eternals spoilers, well-known phrases, the SNL Spartans, and a behind-the-curtain look at how we ranked "The Road to Cincinnati."

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This week Jack and Dan watch Season 32's "The Road to Cincinnati," an episode that stars Skinner and Chalmers and features very little Simpsons. What's the opposite of "starts with a bang"? What's that light whooshing going by? Is God union? Why is Joker on the case? All that plus eagle ears, sentient pool skimmers, D-Anon, dystopian Rockwell, turtles all the way down, and a callback in a trenchcoat.

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Straight outta New Joisey, it’s deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #147.5: You Don’t Think There’s Any French Jews in New Jersey? including discussing what clips to use and the pre-record origin of the New Jersey McMcGillicuddies. Who’s on the WEE Studios soundboard? What’s Dan deleting off his computer? What’s the Mom’s name in Beetlejuice? All that plus Jack’s num-nums, Little Fart Girl, shameless plugs, and two bumpkin Beetlejuice fans.

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This week Dan and Jack watch season 9’s “Lisa the Simpson,” the episode where Lisa finds out about the Simpsons dumbening gene and Jasper freezes himself at the Kwik-E-Mart. What is the standard podcasting recording outfit? What's our Super Wee-lite Tier? Is this “25th Hour”? Do we need help? All that plus episode creeps, Old Dracula Fingers’ true name, Electric Jackaloo, Pearlcast, and a felon at the poetry night.

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Happy Thanksgiving WEE-Universe! Putting this out early so our inane between-recording nonsense can entertain you during your holiday travels. 

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #146: including Dan & Jack figuring out how to rank episodes that are recorded out of order. Who’s the angry and impatient one? What’s the saddest story Jack’s ever told? What should Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s name have been in The Dark Knight Rises? All that plus Count Fingula, Al Wee-Way, our CSI Podcast, and Pee Pee Time in 3D!

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Dan and Jack take twenty minutes out of recording a regular Worst Episode Ever episode to watch and discuss the Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer in typical WEE fashion. It probably should have come out days ago, but Peter, we're so old!!!! 

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This week Dan and Jack watch Season 15’s “My Big Geek Wedding,” the Simpsons episode where its splitsville for Seymour Skinner and Ms. Krabappel. What gets Jack and Dan cancelled? What’s the most obscure WEE Studios character we can remember? WHAT IF… Groophic didn’t wear a helmet? All that plus peak jerkass, kid time fun,  low-rent Beetlejuice, Shemu, Little Ghost Boy, Johnny Bahama, the Omni-Fauci, and Edna & Seymour & Homer & Marge.

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Outtakes and Marvel talk from WEE #145: Octoween Whatever: We Don't Open Egan's Tab including Adam Trollman, delay troubles, tiny air pianos, and pondering who should write Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3.

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For people who both love and hate The Simpsons, Jack and Dan kick off the Fall 2021 season of Worst Episode Ever with a spooky new Octoween covering Season 33’s Treehouse of Horror XXXII, a satire eclipse of an episode with more vignettes than jokes. How were our summers? What is Old Dracula Fingers' new book called? What is Jack's head canon for bidets? Does Commie Dan like the capitalist jokes? All that plus a Geek chorus, clown balloon mouth buttholes, Old Dracula Stretch, the Tree Mass Grave, and Dan's Got Milk: An Oral History. 

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You thought were dead!! But we're not!! But you thought we were!!!

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Find out what our YouTube audience got to see that you missed during our LIVE recording of WEE #144: Ruffio II: Rule of Two: Take My Gorp, Please? (Spoilers: It’s mostly technical difficulties.) Who might Dan kill? What is Jack’s Mom’s username? Are there good Karens? Remember Popeyes? All that plus an impromptu Q&A with the hosts, the WEE Deleted Scenes Theme Song, and Primer 2: Jack Pees on Dan’s Desk.

Yes, we're coming back. We're covering the latest Treehouse of Horror in the new one. Stay tuned!

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In this gross (get it?) livestreamed Spring finale, Jack & Dan are joined by “Ghost of Podcast Past” Matt Stein and listeners in the chat to cover season 25’s “Days of Future Future,” another flash-forward episode that shows us a divorced 40-year-old Bart and cyborg Homer, among other things. Do most podcasts start with a popsicle and then go from there? What did Burlington Coat Factory mean by “more than just great coats”? What Godsmack song does Matt play on twitch.matt? All that plus the Rule of Two, Gorp buttons, Roch merch, 70% effort, the WEE Studios decoder ring, and a technical difficulties-filled climax to our Spring 2021 season.

NOTE: This episode was livestreamed so you can see the whole thing here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayleb4ewuXA 

NOTE 2: The audio is a little choppy here due to technical problems. Wouldn't be a WEE release without those!

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Direct download: WEE_-_144_-_Days_of_Future_Future.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #140, WEE #141, WEE #142, and our Spring 2021 announcement episodes, including Marvel talk and Jack and Dan trying to figure out how to explain the Grogu joke. Will there be dock worker jokes? Did WEE pick an episode? It’s not Jack’s asshole, is it? All that plus manly boobs vs. man boobs, Icelandic screams, and Jack’s new podcast voice. 

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This week Dan and Jack watch Season 16’s Future-Drama, a Poehler-izing flash-forward episode about teenage Bart and Lisa’s prom and Homer and Marge’s umpteenth separation. Is Aquaticmann pro-union? What is the WEE Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes Contest? Where is Freet moving to? All that plus a hidden a-Jenda, Kermit D. Alf, Ted Bunda, and The Waldoman.

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Direct download: WEE_-_143_-_Future-Drama.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week two bad podcast hosts Dan & Jack watch “Diary Queen,” an episode from the Season 32 that uses a weak Bart & Lisa story as a long-delayed goodbye to Edna Krabappel and the late Marcia Wallace. Should The Simpsons do a time jump? What will Jack’s tombstone read? What is the proper way to listen to this podcast? All that plus your Chicago jokes, Lucy Louless, WEE Studio+, Freet-119, and “Fuck It” with Dan and Jack.

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Direct download: WEE_-_142_-_Diary_Queen.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

OK WEE Universe, this requires explanation... This is a short deleted scene recorded just before WEE #142. Jack and I were batch recording the "next time on WEE" parts of the current season, but couldn't stay on track, dipped into tangents about Star Wars and Mario Kart, and then (because we're idiots) referred back to those non-canonical tangents several times in the actual WEE #142. Particularly something about Grogu that I won't spoil here. 

All that to say, if you're a completist, listen to this deleted scene BEFORE WEE #142. 

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Direct download: WEE_BONUS_-_142.0_EPISODE_I_-_Fuck_Baby_Grogu.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:08am EDT

This week, Dan & Jack watch the season 25 premiere “Homerland,” a parody of Homeland and NOT a parody of the South Park episode “Cartmanland.” What is the famous theme song to “Homeland”? Are there enough cereal-based IRA jokes? Who is our go-to Matheson? Are we the worst podcast on the internet? All that plus Sal Bean, sad shriners, sad strippers, Wizard of Oz beats, and the Floating City Book.

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Direct download: WEE_-_141_-_Homerland.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week Jack & Dan watch season 18's "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times," a vignette episode that parodies Batman and The Count of Monte Cristo. How will Jack die? How should Dan Castellaneta have fun in the booth? What should the good extra beat alarm be? What will draw in the lookie-loos? All that plus shades of jerkass, Marge-a Wayne, Fritz Goldberg, and It's Back: A We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story Bit.

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Direct download: WEE_-_140_-_Revenge_is_a_Dish_Best_Served_Three_Times.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE 139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself. What's Jesus's podcast called? Does everybody fart? What's Dan's timecode? All that plus Star Wars talk, delay shenanigans, and the Ray Donovan of superhero shows. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_139.5__Todd_Todd_-_Deleted.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00am EDT

It's creepy time! Jack and Dan kick off the Spring 2021 return of Worst Episode Ever by watching Season 31's Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?, an episode where a vulnerable little boy loses his faith in God after his two mothers die and no one tries to help him. How old are Rod and Todd? Who was the first Pope? Does anyone actually pause the episode at the break? What's Christina Ricci's favorite dog? All that plus doxxing the dox, Buddhinskis, all-white Lincoln, and the Cat and the Shadow.

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Direct download: WEE_-_139_-_Todd_Todd_Why_Hast_Thou_Forsaken_Me_.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Jack and Dan are back! (A Dinosaur's etc.) Along with some non-canonical parenting advice, here are the next six episodes we'll be covering on Worst Episode Ever this spring. And we're not including them in the episode description so that you'll be forced to listen to nonlinear tangents that only we find funny - it's the WEE Studios way!

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Direct download: WEE_-_Spring_2021_Annoucement_copy_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:10pm EDT

April Fools! No new WEE episode today, but Dan & Jack do have a brand new Sync Points commentary track for the real life movie and hammered-into-the-ground-running-joke, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did Sam Raimi rip off this film? What's our plans for April 1, 2023? Do dinosaurs have penises? All that plus Go Back! A Dinosaur's Sequel, We're Still Here! A Right Now Story, and We're Mank! A Screenwriter's Story.

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Direct download: Sync_Points_-_010_-_Were_Back_A_Dinosaurs_Story_copy_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00am EDT

A supercut of our first three Untitled Guess the Fake Titles game that we still don't have a name for, featuring the first three rounds of the game from WEE #12:  Bourbon, Please; WEE #64: Bourbon, Please II: Dead's Better; and WEE #93: Bourbon, Please III: Forced Feminism.
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_Guess_the_Episode_Supercut_-_Vol._1.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Our LOST pilot episode to the doomed 4th show (and 1st video series) straight outta WEE Studios - INSTANT WEEPLAY - is now available on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/JBTeEuyEdcA
 
For those who like their content pumped strictly through their ears, here's the audio-only of that episode, though we highly recommend you watch the video!
 
Instant WEEplay was to be a let's play gaming series where Jack, Dan, and special guests playthrough video games. Due to technical difficulties and other factors, this show never got off the ground - it was recorded in 2016 and took four years to come to light. 
 
For the pilot episode, Dan & Jack are joined by guests Brice Bishop-Pullan and Dirk Otis to play through the entirety of the 1991 Simpsons Arcade Game.
 
What was Matt Groening's original plan for Marge? Can Dan play as Disco Stu? Which button does the Over-Explainy Angry Whisper? All that plus Baby Roy, discount cemeteries, hints of King Hippo, killing firefighters, a multiverse of Launchpads, and crackheads. 
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_Instant_WEEplay_0_-_The_Simpsons_Arcade_-_Audio_Only.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:29pm EDT

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #138: Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins, including from our pre-production meeting with Matt Stein and our promo recording. What are our favorite Simpsons Christmas episodes? What's short for Santa's Little Helper? What happens at WEE #139? All that plus toothcast, Pickle Dick Dan, post-classic Stomp, and multiple appearances by Freet.

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Direct download: WEE_-_138.5_-_Bourbon_Please_VI_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Bourbon, Please VI: Batman Smells Begins will continue... right now. In Part 2 of our epic 138th Episode Spectacular, recorded live on YouTube, Dan & Jack play the Untitled Fake Titles game with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein, as well as take questions and bus stop requests from live viewers--straight from the WEE Mass Grave. What are our pop culture blind spots? What's the Jake and the Fatman theme song? What did ol' Garfield tweet? Is Hemus Jewish? All that plus more season one Simpsons talk, Hob & Nob & Shaw, the regular schmuck bin, Matt Northface, and an epic climax of cajun bumpkin voices. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_138_-_138B_Part_2_-_Simpsons_Roasting_on_an_Open_Fire.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:00am EDT

Tis the holiday season AND our 138th Episode Spectacular, so Jack & Dan are live on YouTube getting drunk with their listeners and with special guests Geoff Wolyniec and Matt Stein to discuss the season 1 episode that started it all, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (aka The Simpsons Christmas Special.) Our epic broadcast was five hours long, so here in Part 1 we discuss the episode while dealing with our patented show-breaking technical difficulties. What is the story behind the WEE theme music? Do WEE prefer Patti or Selma? Did a little of Dan's law-law rub off on Jack? What are things that are tattooed on people? Is Matt going to get paid? All that plus the WEE Merch Store, bi-statals, trinterventions, and the return of our Vantage Point podcast. 
 
Stay tuned next week for Part 2, where we get even drunker, play the Untitled Fake Titles Game, and take questions live from the YouTube audience. Happy Holidays! 

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Direct download: WEE_-_138_-_138A_Part_1_-_Simpsons_Roasting_on_an_Open_Fire_-_FINAL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Our next Bourbon Please, our final episode of 2020, will be LIVE on our YouTube channel this Friday, December 11th! Then it'll be a regular episode sometime later! But don't just read the description, listen to us talk about it on this five minute promo for it!

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In this WEE 2020 season finale, Dan and Jack celebrate Thanksgiving AND Halloween with Season 31's Thanksgiving of Horror, a Treehouse of Horror-inspired series of Thanksgiving vignettes... and possible contender for Least Worst Episode Ever? Where do the Simpsons keep their WiFi router? What was the plot of The Prestige? Is Old Turkey Fingers better than Sploof? All that plus garlic-based webcams, Vlad Stretch, Flandersnatch, digi-nips, and PornGob.

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Direct download: WEE_-_137_-_Thanksgiving_of_Horror_-_Final.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week, Jack, Dan, and returning guest Nick Noga dissect Season 9's gun control episode, The Cartridge Family, where Marge and Homer fight over having a gun in the home. Is The Simpsons too dark for Disney Plus? What are other episodes Homer's had a gun? Will Dan bite the apple? All that plus Heath Ledger's splash, Freet leavings, Gunblor, pod stage left, and a warehouse full of lost arcs.

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Direct download: WEE_-_136_-_The_Cartridge_Family_-_PATREON_INTRO_.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Outtakes and deleted scenes from WEE #134 and WEE #135 where Dan and Jack discuss the passage of time during COVID, Willem Dafoe's tight butt, and Wet Hot American Summer. All that plus Incel Goblin, crying babies, half-gold, and the Spider-Cast.

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Direct download: WEE_-_135.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week, Dan and Jack watch season 18's "Springfield Up," a mockumentary episode that has Eric Idle checking in on Simpsons characters every eight years. What happens when you die and come back? Is no one stickier than Sticky Crumbs? Will Jack & Dan get doxxed by docks workers? All that plus the platonic ideal of a Wiggum-Lou corner, jokey-jokey gags, the Bourbon Please bourbon police, and the iPhone-Dog Toilet Wars. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_135_-_Springfield_Up.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Jack & Dan discuss the two-part WIRED series "Each and Every Job Homer's Ever Had," hosted and researched by Jack, as well as the online comments that mercilessly tear him apart. Featuring a special appearance by a Bus Stop favorite who has not handled quarantine very well.... 

PART 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4DYY5vfCBo&t=1s 

PART 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j_Q96Owz5Q

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Direct download: WEE_Bonus_-_WIREDs_Every_Job_Homers_Ever_Had.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

We're Back!: A Dinosaur's Story! (Didja hear the news?!)

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Direct download: WEE_Studios_-_WEE_138_Special_Announcement.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

This week, Jack & Dan remove the fourth wall and watch Season 13's "The Sweetest Apu," an episode where Apu cheats on his wife, Manjula. Could there have been more Squishee-based humor? What is Apu's orgy nickname? Which Simpsons character did Jack grow up to be? All that plus woken records, Hose McGose, and great white pubes.

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Direct download: WEE_-_134_-_The_Sweetest_Apu.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #133.5 - The Da Vinci Notes including modern maxims, telefartonics, secret monkey videos, and Nosetime.

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Direct download: WEE_-_133.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_FINAL.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:59am EDT

This week, Dan and Jack cover Season 25's oddly-named "Diggs," an episode featuring Daniel Radcliffe as a mentally ill falconer and unwanted, shoved-in Homer jokes. Who is the original nerd? Did WEE get all the things? What happens when the bus finally arrives? All that plus some kind of bracket, Durtaugh, quaranbeans, and 2022 Best Picture winner "Green Thing."

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Direct download: WEE_-_133_-_Diggs.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #132 featuring lots of technical difficulties and a little Avengers: Endgame talk. What’s been Dan’s nickname for Jack since 1998? Do WEE remember the Remember Woodshop?! Is that a Tyrannosaurus in the background? All that plus sniffling, gutterdorks, and our Joker podcast.

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Direct download: WEE_-_132.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_4_8_20_8.02_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

This week Jack and Dan finally release an episode they recorded nearly a year ago, covering season 10's "Bart the Mother," when Bart befriends Nelson, kills a bird, and raises two lizards. What is the Art of the Clip? What was Old Man Jack's O. Henry story? What's the first rule of Sex Club of Time Travel? All that plus the regular schmuck tier, romantic quatrains, and the Great Frog Theory. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_132_-_Bart_the_Mother_-_FINAL_2020_Version.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Has Hell frozen over? Has 2020 gotten better? (Or much worse?) Jack and Dan are back from much earlier in quarantine to fill you in about their lives and talk about nonsense. NOTE: We don't talk about The Simpsons in this one, technically this is a 90s Percentile episode that we're releasing on this feed to explain "Where the hell have you guys been?"

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Direct download: WEE_FEED_-_90p_-_083_-_COVID_Catch-Up_Mortal_Kombat.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:00am EDT

Yes, we're back. Really this time. And Aunt May is still so old. 

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Direct download: WEE_Studios_-_Sept_2020_Patreon_Annoucement.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:14pm EDT

It's the (very) long awaited Volume 2 in the best of Worst Episode Ever duology! We recorded the intro for this over a year ago! Listener Peter Wakeman put it together in 2018! Why are we so bad at podcasting? This has about three minutes of new content but then here's what you get:
  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “This is your doomsday Superman...”

  • Episode 120 (Treehouse of Horror XXVIII) - “Cletus is a woman?!”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “Is that a character?”

  • Episode 1 (Saddlesore Galactica) - “They show her nipples I believe.”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “They see he grew his first blue pube.”

  • Episode 34 (There’s Something About Marrying) - “When two men have sex they use their butts.”

  • Episode 70 (Poppas Got a Brand New Badge) - “Oh I’m on a podcast with ghouls!”

  • Episode 83 (24 Minutes) - “I like when he tortured people!”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “Right before we started recording I went to go pee...”

  • Episode 60 (Homer Simpsons in: Kidney Trouble) - “Do you tip hookers?”

  • Episode 11 (Kill Gil, Volumes I & II) - “What show are we talking about?”

  • Episode 120 (Treehouse of Horror XXVIII) - “You stop taking my boner pills!”

  • Episode 55 (Treehouse of Horror XXII) - “How come homeless people don’t trick-or-treat?”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “They coughed up their big butts.”

  • Episode 26 (The Greatest Storey Ever Doh’ed) - “Dad, dad? I love butts.”

  • Episode 44 (Homer and Ned’s Hails Mary Pass) - “I gotta get that gun!”

  • Episode 70 (Poppas Got a Brand New Badge) - “I do everything different.”

  • Episode 26 (The Greatest Storey Ever Doh’ed) - “How do you repeat such a bad line of bad exposition?”

  • Episode 100 (Moe Goes From Rags to Riches) - “I’m not Obama. I’m legally distinct.”

  • Episode 17 (The Man Who Came to be Dinner) - “Wise words from the Daleks.”

  • Episode 34 (There’s Something About Marrying) - “Heemus has died of heatstroke.”

  • Episode 83 (24 Minutes) - “Do Klingons poop?”

  • Episode 55 (Treehouse of Horror XXII) - “It’s our new bust stop character: farting Pope Francis!”

  • Episode 44 (Homer and Ned’s Hails Mary Pass) - “I don’t think they got the satire involved.”

  • Episode 2 (What to Expect when Bart’s Expecting) - “I think this horse might be a gay.”

  • Episode 113 (Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers) - “Don’t break down my joke writing!”

  • Episode 11 (Kill Gil, Volumes I & II) - “The rats ate both Kenny and Nelson."Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com 
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Direct download: WEE_-_The_Best_of_Worst_Episode_Ever_-_Volume_2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:22am EDT

Was our two-and-a-half-hour season finale not long enough for you? Check out the raw, unedited cut of our latest annual drunken WEE, including nearly an hour of material left out of WEE #131: Bourbon, Please V: Mayoween V: Another Another Cthulhu. What was the origin of Pee Pee Time again? How long is a dog's age? How do we rank the Chrises? All that plus carcinogenic mic filters and our William Sadler podcast. 
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_131.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_5_21_19_8.25_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Live on Periscope, it's our season finale! Jack & Dan carry the V with special guest Geoff Wolyniec and get drunk and more to cover Season 30's Treehouse of Horror XXIX, an episode that shows us the wrong things. Where are the Black Mirror parodies? How do you do a gravestone joke? Why isn't "Sit Down, Shut Up" on Netflix? Who says "baby" now? All that plus much, much, much more, including Wiggum-Lisa corner, joke limbo, L. Ucifer, and Passage Talk with Jack and Dan.
 
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Once again, Jack didn't tell me what's in this episode, but it is deleted scenes from episode 130. I hope you enjoy it. I know for a fact that we just breathe into the microphones and go back to barking for a little while. Enjoy?

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Direct download: WEE_-_130.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_4_6_19_4.14_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Jack and Dan watch yet another episode in the ongoing Sideshow Bob saga with Season 19's Funeral for a Fiend. What is Kirstie short for? Who do you masturbate to? Who is the Crimson King? All that plus new bus stop character Pitron, good hamlettes, the Book of Demo, and the return of Dan's product placement conspiracy theories.

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Direct download: WEE_-_130_-_Funeral_for_a_Fiend_-_4_6_19_2.51_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Jack usually sends me a little recap of what's in the deleted scenes, but he didn't do that this time, so it's a mystery to me and to you. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_129.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_2_18_19_5.54_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

This week Dan & Jack watch season 24's Homer Goes to Prep School, an episode that is not about for-profit institutions but doomsday preppers led by Tom Waits. What can't you prep for? How are the kids pirating Sync Points? What's wrong with watching children? Or would you rather be a fish? All that plus Bit Bingo, winkwink.com, mommy-wives, and the classic tale of getting come in your eye.

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Direct download: WEE_-_129_-_Homer_Goes_to_Prep_School_-_2_17_19_7.33_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #127: Pear Nerfect including our Mission: Impossible podcast, Uptown Dan, Uncle Cousins, Jack's Staten Island kangaroo story, and Dan's spot-on impression of Simpsons Index host Elliot Jay O'Neill. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_127.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_2_11_19_9.50_PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

This week on the Fyre Festival of WEE episodes, Dan and Jack are unstuck in time and watch Season 25's "YOLO" and rank it on our patented OPIH scale. What is the trouble with Hank? How is this episode like a vegan restaurant? Who or what is Ack by Ack? All that plus Paul Blarf, animaticmanics, jah vort, and Jeni from the Docks.
 

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Direct download: WEE_-_128_-_YOLO_-_3_31_19_4.43_PM.mp3
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Dan and Jack collect call very patient guests Elliot Jay O'Neill and BT Calloway from The Simpsons Index, the Simpsons podcast from Australia that covers episodes from all eras of the show. We're breaking the formula a bit and watching Season 6's Bart vs. Australia, one of the first proper "go-to" episodes of the series. Is this episode really a jump-the-shark moment for some fans? How do Australians watch The Simpsons? Who was almost our guest for this episode? What's the most Italian restaurant? All that plus a bunch of Aesops, the reverse grand canyon, our two American stories, and The Jackening.

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Direct download: WEE_-_127_-_Bart_v._Australia_-_final_-_3_25_19_8.59_PM.mp3
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Outtakes and pre-roll from our season premiere, WEE #126: The Seemingly Never-Ending Intro, including several references we alluded to without context in the final, released episode. What is Dan using as a coaster? What are our favorite beans? Guess who's back? Back again? All that plus more of our Venom podcast, Robert Baccala, Double Batman, and sustained eye contact. 
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_126.5_-_Booyah_Double_Batman_1.mp3
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Jack and Dan are back from hiatus and back from reality to discuss Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story, an episode that contains weak stories within weak stories within weak stories. How do WEE celebrate Christmas? What is the stupidest moment of this episode of WEE? What's the deal with taking breaks? Is this the Night Court theme? All that plus two idiots barking, Bibles Gone Wild, lots and lots of 90s commercials, and Pure. Gibberish. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_126_-_The_Seemingly_Never-Ending_Story_-_1_28_19_10.10_PM.mp3
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WEE are scraping the bottom of the audio barrel with outtakes and pre-roll from our last three episodes, WEE #123: National House of Pancakes, WEE #124: Thick Bits, and WEE #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast. What are Jack's four K's? Who's playing Ozymandias in HBO's Watchmen series? Is this an episode of Good Eps? All that plus our Starfox podcast, getting weinered, and our shitty webcam. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_123.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_8_28_18_8.19_PM.m4a
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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #122: Daft Mug featuring stuff even too blatantly dumb for the final cut off the full episode. What's our new format? Was Dan invited to Kevin Howard's birthday party? Is it WEE you're looking for? All that plus Studio Double D, our Ducktales podcast, and a cash crop of crap bits. 
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_122.5__-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_8_22_18_9.24_PM.mp3
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Outtakes from our Google Hangout recordings of WEE #120: Mayoween IV and WEE #121: The Falling Maude including about five seconds of actual Simpsons discussion. What was the original title of Mayoween IV? What color is gold? What does Jangle think of Freet? What kind of butt does Jack have? All that plus jeans & butt machines, bad sync points, and The Gilcast with the Grumple. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_120.5_-_Outtakes_-_8_14_18_9.19_PM.mp3
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It's the greatest hits of Jack and Dan, courtesy of listener Peter Wakeman (or Ghostbuster Peter Venkman?). Enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments from our first 100 or so episodes, or listen to it for the first time! 

  • Episode 29 (Treehouse of Horror XVI) - "Groophic says: put on your helmet!'"
  • Episode 51 (Every Mans Dream) - "You broke my co-host!"
  • Episode 33 (Marge Gamer) - "I don't know what a Heemus is, but I don't like it."
  • Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Then they asked Bart to put it in their butt."
  • Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "This episode has the curse of Meh-ta."
  • Episode 35 (The Haw-Hawed Couple) - "Do you want two fingers? Three fingers? A fist?"
  • Episode 40 (Midnight Towboy) - "I've seen better penises."
  • Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "There shouldn't be a vampire in The Simpsons!"
  • Episode 45 (Gone Maggie Gone) - "...crashing your car off a fucking bridge with a baby in the car!"
  • Episode 77 (The Musk Who Fell to Earth) - "That's what Cookie Monster would've sould like if he was sucking a dick."
  • Episode 7 (Penny Wiseguys) - "Jimbo decided a groin kick might be good."
  • Episode 89 (Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife) - "It was... it was messy."
  • Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Nothing could bring me more satisfaction than like, the moment of his exasperation."
  • Episode 21 (The Frying Game) - "It seems like a lot of effort to get, like, doll clothes for your genitalia."
  • Episode 107 (Kamp Krustier) - "Why does this exist?"
  • Episode 12 (How I Wet Your Mother) - "Black Guys Please."

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Direct download: WEE_-_Best_Of_-_Vol._1_-_Peters_Picks_-_7_11_18_9.26_PM.mp3
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Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner. 

NEXT TIME: Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story

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Direct download: WEE_-_125_-_Mom_and_Pop_Art_-_7_4_18_2.50_PM.mp3
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Dan and Jack celebrate Independence Day: Revocation with Season 21's American History X-cellent, an episode where Mr. Burns goes to jail and is also canonically a Nazi. What's in Jack's Dumb folder? What other fluids have a pre-form? Who the fuck cares? All that plus our thoughts on Arrested Development's season 5, TV tells, bee plots, Clapping With the Klinks, and good ideas done poorly (good ideas and they're done poorly.)
 
NEXT TIME: Season 10's Mom and Pop Art 

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Direct download: WEE_-_124_-_American_History_X-cellent_-_No_Hiss_Hangout.mp3
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Goth-adjacent Jack and Dan watch Season 15's Smart & Smarter, an episode where Lisa becomes jealous of Maggie's genius, sabotages her, and loses her identity. What should they call the second Simpsons movie? How much should we talk about pop culture? Is this the break? All that plus Wiggum-Nothing Corner, the Jedi vapors, Pontius Berry, and Smart and Smarterer: When Maggie Met Lisa. 

NEXT TIME: Season 21's American History X-Cellent

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Direct download: WEE_-_123_-_Smart_and_Smarter_-_6_18_18_9.58_PM.mp3
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Birthday boys Dan and Jack gift themselves with a possibly good Season 22 episode, 500 Keys, featuring four key-based storylines that may or may not intertwine or actually be entertaining or logical. Who has the dirtiest of butts? What is the only reason Dr. Manhattan exists? What's the number one video on YouTube? What's your favorite unit of measurement from the back of a marble notebook? All that plus two mugs, giant neon mug helmets, Mike Muggings, and our favorite root beer brand. 

NEXT TIME: Season 15's Smart and Smarter

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Direct download: WEE_-_122_-_500_Keys_-_6_13_18_6.03_PM.mp3
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Dan and Jack bamf the fiction and discuss Season 11's Alone Again Naturally-Diddily, the infamous Simpsons episode where Maude Flanders is killed. What does Jesus do in The Book of Maude? Who is in Aquaman's rogues gallery? Why isn't Josh Brolin Juno enough for you? All that plus The Looming Frowers, Margers, Banjeemus, trigonometry humor, and the Mighty Morphin Podcast Rangers. 
 
NEXT TIME: Season 22's 500 Keys

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Direct download: WEE_-_121_-_Alone_Again_Natura-Diddily_-_6_3_18_2.27_PM.mp3
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Jack and Dan are back with another season of episodes, starting off with their fourth annual Mayoween celebration and watching Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, the most recent Halloween special that forced us to watch Homer cook and eat himself. How will Jack die? Is Grandpa Joe a scumbag? What's a more fitting line for the Bible? Is Dan's mic on mute? All that plus lodge-is-ins, country-fried bumpkin, Vampire Seinfeld, and Classic Literature Lines with Jack and Dan. 

NEXT TIME: Season 11's Alone Again, Natura-Diddily 

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Direct download: WEE_-_120_-_Treehouse_of_Horror_XXXVIII_-_5_28_18_7.41_PM.mp3
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For the first time ever, we're releasing the very first audio recording from WEE Studios, the pre-roll takes from WEE #1: First Episode Ever, covering Season 11's Saddlesore Galactica. Also included are the parts of the conversation initially left on the cutting room floor, before we released deleted scenes minisodes. After several attempts at both scripted and unscripted introductions, Jack and Dan blindly attempt at recording a podcast with little to no preparation or knowhow. All that plus our original WEE theme song, our first spin-off podcasts, and a very special announcement from present day Dan and Jack.

NEXT TIME: Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII 

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Direct download: WEE_-_001.5_-_Full_Extended_Cut_-_5_5_18_2.07_PM.mp3
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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #119.5: Me Jack, You Dan including more banter and stories from "Dan" and "Jack." Is it easy to tell our voices apart? Do we care about our WEE Newsletter? Who doesn't love Jell-O Pudding Pops? All that plus possible names for the episode, Tim "The Stephen King Man" Taylor, and video games and all sorts of 90s shit. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_119.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_4_9_18_9.49_PM.mp3
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Don't jerk us around and listen to Jack and Dan watch Season 15's "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore," an episode where Bart and Lisa get too close for comfort and Homer becomes a hobo and shouts gibberish, because comedy. Why did we lose 90% of our audience? Do happy people play the harmonica? Why was Dan asked to stop using the sensory deprivation tank? All that plus Simpsons Fashion Police, RSJWs, panhandlin', and The Reawakening of Vincent Vega. 

NEXT TIME: We're not sure!

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Direct download: WEE_-_119_-_Milhouse_Doesnt_Live_Here_Anymore_-_3_31_18_2.48_PM.mp3
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​If you want to see what it's really like, here's the completely unabridged raw audio from our drunken New Years episode, WEE #118: Bourbon Please IV: Nunb & Crumb: A Star Wars Story, with over an hour of previously unreleased audio. What did we think of the paper-cutter gag? What did we think of the mo-cap gag? What nonexistent marathon is Jack trying to DVR? When are we coming out with the WEE Studios Christmas album? All that plus lots of scooching, our Pee-Pee Time podcast, all the crap we left in last time, and Sideshow Mel visits from the Bus Stop. 
 
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Direct download: WEE_-_118.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_2_14_18_7.28_PM.mp3
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For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus! 

NEXT TIME: ????????

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Direct download: WEE_-_118_-_The_Nightmare_Before_Krustmas_-_FINAL_-_1_31_18_7.43_PM.mp3
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Outtakes and several deleted conversations cut for time from WEE #117: Breaking the Fiction, including discussions about the Otto gag, the Milhouse gag, the Twilight Zone gag, several Rainier Wolfcastle gags, and an extended talk about the episode's Eye on Springfield opening. What does Kent Brockman have in common with Oliver Stone? Why does Jack look like Julius Caesar? What the hell was "Bart of War" about? All that plus Wings-based bits, Chuck O' the Irish, Groophic's Batman cameo and a special appearance by Dan's very pregnant wife. 

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Direct download: WEE_-_117.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_12_5_17_11.08_PM.mp3
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Dan and Jack try recording for the first time from separate locations and watch one of their most requested episodes ever, Season 14's Strong Arms of the Ma, an episode where Marge takes steroids and sexually assaults Homer. What happened to our original Bay Ridge Studio? How close is Jack to becoming a hobo? How does Burgess Meredith's Mickey like his Batman Begins DVDs? All that plus Moetic license, racist elbows, the fourth trimester, our Conference Call Humor Podcast, and bus stop pseudoincest.

NEXT TIME: We're not sure! Either Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas or Season 19's Apocalypse Cow

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Direct download: WEE_-_117_-_Strong_Arms_of_the_Ma_-_12_5_17_8.40_PM.mp3
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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #116: It's 10PM, Do You Know If Your Kids Know About Paul Bunyan? including discussions about a Wiggum joke and Connie's name. What's wrong with this world? Y'all ready for this? All that plus circadian podcast rhythms, pinging our brains, and Warm Warm Meh.

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Direct download: WEE_-_116.5_-_Deleted_Scenes__Outtakes_-_12_5_17_4.44_PM.mp3
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Jack and Dan cry tears of laughter and say Goodbye Solid Gold Brick Road for one final recording in WEE Studios Prime and watch Season 12's Simpsons Tall Tales, featuring three Americana vignettes and lots of hobo humor. How tall are these tales? What episode do WEE want to see in Season 30? Can you name our new legally distinct alien character? It's 10pm, do you know if your kids know about Paul Bunyan? All that plus butt-based humor, winky-winky jokes, True Stories from the Kubrick Files, and the WEE Party Chat Line. 

NEXT TIME: Season 14's Strong Arms of the Ma 

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Direct download: WEE_-_116_-_Simpsons_Tall_Tales_-_12_5_17_1.14_PM.mp3
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