WEE are scraping the bottom of the audio barrel with outtakes and pre-roll from our last three episodes, WEE #123: National House of Pancakes, WEE #124: Thick Bits, and WEE #125: Everything's Going to Shit Podcast. What are Jack's four K's? Who's playing Ozymandias in HBO's Watchmen series? Is this an episode of Good Eps? All that plus our Starfox podcast, getting weinered, and our shitty webcam. 

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Outtakes from our Google Hangout recordings of WEE #120: Mayoween IV and WEE #121: The Falling Maude including about five seconds of actual Simpsons discussion. What was the original title of Mayoween IV? What color is gold? What does Jangle think of Freet? What kind of butt does Jack have? All that plus jeans & butt machines, bad sync points, and The Gilcast with the Grumple. 

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It's the greatest hits of Jack and Dan, courtesy of listener Peter Wakeman (or Ghostbuster Peter Venkman?). Enjoy reliving some of our favorite moments from our first 100 or so episodes, or listen to it for the first time! 

• Episode 29 (Treehouse of Horror XVI) - "Groophic says: put on your helmet!'"
• Episode 51 (Every Mans Dream) - "You broke my co-host!"
• Episode 33 (Marge Gamer) - "I don't know what a Heemus is, but I don't like it."
• Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Then they asked Bart to put it in their butt."
• Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "This episode has the curse of Meh-ta."
• Episode 35 (The Haw-Hawed Couple) - "Do you want two fingers? Three fingers? A fist?"
• Episode 40 (Midnight Towboy) - "I've seen better penises."
• Episode 98 (Sweets and Sour Marge) - "There shouldn't be a vampire in The Simpsons!"
• Episode 45 (Gone Maggie Gone) - "...crashing your car off a fucking bridge with a baby in the car!"
• Episode 77 (The Musk Who Fell to Earth) - "That's what Cookie Monster would've sould like if he was sucking a dick."
• Episode 7 (Penny Wiseguys) - "Jimbo decided a groin kick might be good."
• Episode 89 (Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife) - "It was... it was messy."
• Episode 64 (Old Yeller Belly) - "Nothing could bring me more satisfaction than like, the moment of his exasperation."
• Episode 21 (The Frying Game) - "It seems like a lot of effort to get, like, doll clothes for your genitalia."
• Episode 107 (Kamp Krustier) - "Why does this exist?"
• Episode 12 (How I Wet Your Mother) - "Black Guys Please."

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Dan and Jack noses their thumb at season 10's Mom and Pop Art, an episode with a couple of famous lines where Homer becomes a renowned outsider artist. What are the two types of Simpsons podcasts? Which Simpsons spin-off almost came out in the 90s? Who should join the cast of Westworld? Can you name everyone who's dead? All that plus snapping the fiction, WEEcoin, full fuckin' arcs, and Wiggum-Santa Corner. 

NEXT TIME: Season 17's The Seemingly Never-Ending Story

Goth-adjacent Jack and Dan watch Season 15's Smart & Smarter, an episode where Lisa becomes jealous of Maggie's genius, sabotages her, and loses her identity. What should they call the second Simpsons movie? How much should we talk about pop culture? Is this the break? All that plus Wiggum-Nothing Corner, the Jedi vapors, Pontius Berry, and Smart and Smarterer: When Maggie Met Lisa. 

Birthday boys Dan and Jack gift themselves with a possibly good Season 22 episode, 500 Keys, featuring four key-based storylines that may or may not intertwine or actually be entertaining or logical. Who has the dirtiest of butts? What is the only reason Dr. Manhattan exists? What's the number one video on YouTube? What's your favorite unit of measurement from the back of a marble notebook? All that plus two mugs, giant neon mug helmets, Mike Muggings, and our favorite root beer brand. 

Jack and Dan are back with another season of episodes, starting off with their fourth annual Mayoween celebration and watching Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII, the most recent Halloween special that forced us to watch Homer cook and eat himself. How will Jack die? Is Grandpa Joe a scumbag? What's a more fitting line for the Bible? Is Dan's mic on mute? All that plus lodge-is-ins, country-fried bumpkin, Vampire Seinfeld, and Classic Literature Lines with Jack and Dan. 

For the first time ever, we're releasing the very first audio recording from WEE Studios, the pre-roll takes from WEE #1: First Episode Ever, covering Season 11's Saddlesore Galactica. Also included are the parts of the conversation initially left on the cutting room floor, before we released deleted scenes minisodes. After several attempts at both scripted and unscripted introductions, Jack and Dan blindly attempt at recording a podcast with little to no preparation or knowhow. All that plus our original WEE theme song, our first spin-off podcasts, and a very special announcement from present day Dan and Jack.

NEXT TIME: Season 29's Treehouse of Horror XXVIII 

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #119.5: Me Jack, You Dan including more banter and stories from "Dan" and "Jack." Is it easy to tell our voices apart? Do we care about our WEE Newsletter? Who doesn't love Jell-O Pudding Pops? All that plus possible names for the episode, Tim "The Stephen King Man" Taylor, and video games and all sorts of 90s shit. 

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For Your Butts Only: Jack and Dan get back to their clown roots with an epic season finale/Christmas/drunken New Year's episode recorded live on Periscope with perennial guest Geoff Wolyniec. WEE play a game of Guess the Real Episode Title after covering Season 28's The Nightmare After Krustmas, an episode where Krusty becomes Christian and we forget what else happens. Is this the worst Christmas episode of The Simpsons yet? Where does Williamsburg Will work? Who really was the last Jedi? What is Psalms 17:7? All that plus Little Ghost Man, terrified sucking, sun leaf blowers, Blart's yacht bread, and stupid, pointless Simpsons. Happy New Year and see you after our winter hiatus! 

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