It's the 2nd annual drunken New Year's episode at WEE Studios where Jack, Dan and special guest Geoff Wolyniec watch Season 14's Old Yeller Belly, a post-classic episode cobbled together from storylines of several classic ones. Has any show gotten more mileage from 60s Batman than The Simpsons? What's the laziest possible name? Is Jack's rug evolving? All that plus no biscuits, Hitler mailmen, iPad Nan-Moes, Dan throws out the baby, The Gwynne & Hepburn Podcast, and a game of Which Episode Is Real? And last but certainly not least, WEE Studios makes a special announcement about 2016 (and kills off the character you hated the most...). Happy New Year!

NEXT WEEK: Season 18's Yokel Chords

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #62 and WEE #63 including discussions about Barney's Christmas whereabouts and Moe screwing his own brain. Are Principal Skinner and Cal Ripken Jr. the same person? Why does Jack want to convert to Islam? What kind of podcast doesn't have characters?!? All that plus existential vomit, old racists and Dan's new catchphrase.

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Jack, Dan and special guest Lani Harms watch Season 26's "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" and compare The Simpsons' writing staff to Albert Camus and Superman villains. Is there enough marrow in the story bone? What will Moe be like in season 42? Why are your parents worried about you? All that plus Jack's jokey penis, the Gay Tramp Podcast and pure, uncut Hemus. Merry Christmas!

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NEXT WEEK: Season 14's Old Yeller-Belly

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This week Jack & Dan watch season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow, an episode about a Christmas that almost wasn't but then was and Homer trying to fuck Bart. Is Skinner the hero or the villain of this episode? What happens if you touch the walls of WEE Studios? What analog solution to HIPO do Dan & Jack really want to have? All that plus wonderful chaos, Willie's perv hole, and the Trump of Hamsters.

And this week's episode was sponsored by JOQ.com, purveyors of fine websites and apps. Go visit their website and look around why don't you? And call your mother too, she misses you.

NEXT WEEK: Season 26's I Won't Be Home For Christmas

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #61: Butts and Lemonade including discussions about the couch gag and Marge's Jon Stewart gushing. What are the new oldies? Why is Dan okay with pain pills? All that plus Invasion podcast, hot dead chicks, and Jack's screwy timeline.

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Dan & Jack celebrate a Happy Hanukkah by watching Krusty get bar mitzvahed with his father and Mr. T in Season 15's "Today I Am a Clown." What do agnostics get for Christmas? How do you train for a bar mitzvah? And who will be voted off the WEE Bus Stop? All that, plus torturing immortals, poohounds, and the suburban American dream. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 12's Skinner's Sense of Snow

ALSO NEXT WEEK: Our Home Alone 2: Lost in New York commentary track, coming on Tuesday December 15th here: https://gumroad.com/worstepisodeever

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​Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #59 and WEE #60 including a discussion about Homer and Grampa's flashback scene. What is Dan's father's nickname for him? Will Jack ever go skydiving? Bush 41 or H.W.? All that plus lit lessons, 9/11 buttons, and a lengthy spoiler-filled chat about LOST.

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It's WEE's Sixty Epivixtery and Jack & Dan are watching Season 10's Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble, an episode where Homer tortures his elderly father, then leaves him to die. Hi-larious! Who or what is the Godfather of WEE? Why did Jack kill Dan's husband? Can a hooker unblow you if you don't tip? All that plus mild kicks, levels of text, and Staten Island's rival to the London Eye.

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NEXT WEEK: Season 15's Today I am a Clown

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Grab that gristle and join Jack & Dan for Season 18's Little Big Girl, an episode where Lisa pretends to be Native American for some reason and Bart tries to marry his 15 year old pregnant girlfriend. Somehow this felt like a good episode to watch for Thanksgiving. Why is it important to swindle your loved ones? How many times can Jack wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving? And where's the Batman sex? All that plus the Mary Jane theme, gravy tubes, and what (or who) Groophic eats on Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving, WEE Universe!

NEXT WEEK: Season 10's Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #58: Voices in the Dark including discussions about the docks scene and a stolen joke from Arrested Development. Is this an episode of 'Ducation? What was Hugh Grant pretty good in? What else was Hugh Grant pretty good in? All that plus Jerkass Michael Bluth and the Hammcast (Not Available on Hamm Radio). 

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #57: Learnin' 'Bout Lofts including discussions about Lisa's dream sequence, both drugs lines, and Homer's photo gag. Who would Marge vote for in the GOP Primary? Who went on to become President Barack Obama? How does Jack kill the time? All that plus Joe Carrot & John Stick, Ghost Bart, and the Batman Beyondcast. 

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Live from a noisy tarmac, Dan & Jack do the Snapchat with special guest Gabe Pulliam and watch Season 14's Barting Over, the 300th episode of The Simpsons (or is it?!) and twenty-two minutes of whimper when Bart becomes emancipated and Tony Hawk is involved somehow. Why are all the hawks in danger? Who is Dan's older fraternal twin? What is a loft? All that plus the Big Three, Pete Pull and our new hit spin-off podcast We Two Talkin' U Talkin' U2 To Me To You Two.

NEXT WEEK: Season 22's Donnie Fatso

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Binford Tools is proud to present deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #56: Another Cthulhu, including discussions about the attic scene, Hans Moleman's cameo and the Tri-Springfield area. Who is Geoff's favorite Simpsons character? Why is Dan a different kind of tooth fairy? All that plus hover tow-truck drivers, blue people, and Pete Bonerz. 

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A Halloween episode... in November?! Classic Simpsons, are we right folks? This time, Dan, Jack and the Alfred of WEE Studios, special guest Geoff Wolyniec, take advantage of the public domain and discuss Season 27's Halloween of Horror, The Simpsons' first canonical Halloween episode and an episode you all overwhelmingly suggested we watch. Why won't Jack do a Rocky Horror podcast with Dan? Are you accidentally listening to a little league game from Spokane? Is this not ancient Rome? All that plus Sideshow Mel Gibson, bad dings, natural holes, and the shocking reveal of the 13th Doctor and his faithful companion. ​

NEXT WEEK: Season 14's Barting Over

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #55: Octoween I: Church and Sphinct including further discussions about the Avatar parody. Also, Treehouse of Horror XXII left Dan & Jack so bored they decided instead to talk about anything else, including South Park, The Grinder, Hard Core, the Vacation reboot, Crimson Peak, Dexter, Pacific Rim, Watchmen and Chaos Walking. Who does Dan's Cryptkeeper actually sound like? Why won't Dan acknowledge Jack's pun? Will Stinkeye make a cameo in Captain America: Civil War? All that plus Episode VII fears, Rashomon vs. Vantage Point and We Two Are Talkin' U Talkin' U2 To Me To You.

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Jack & Dan think outside the box for this spooooktacular episode and cover a Halloween episode... in October! This time, it's Season 23's Treehouse of Horror XXII, where Homer farts to talk and Maude Flanders makes sweet love to Satan. Why is "The Shinning" such a perfect Halloween vignette? Who is the mascot of Jack's production company? And what is the justification for making Jackie Mason drive all the way downtown? All that plus the surprising origin of Stinkeye, no-draft jokes, and a shocking reveal of why the bus has never come to the WEE Studios Bus Stop. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 27's Halloween of Horror

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #54: News Juice including discussions about Gabbo, President Trump and Bart's fixation with Bewitched. Are Dan & Jack hallucinating jokes that never happened? How hard will it be to consume pop culture in the future? Why is the line for the WEE Cruise so slow?  All that plus fudge delivery, Two Piscopos and Groophic takes his conspiracy theories too far.

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It's our actual one year anniversary! AND the day Jack gets a smartphone! AND it's Back to the Future day, the date Mary McFly travels to in Back to the Future II! So to celebrate Jack, Dan, and special guest (and fellow Son of Meffrey) Rob Mulhall debate what worked and did not work in Season 11's Bart to the Future, an episode which has very little to do with Back to the Future. But it is a flashforward episode where Bart is a pothead moocher, Lisa is the President and Homer & Marge search for Lincoln's gold for some reason. What is the quintessential 90s suffix? Why doesn't Marty McFly just wear a condom? Why don't we need roads? All that plus Dumbledorfs, Bleemus, and WEE fail English. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 23's Treehouse of Horror XXII

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #53 including discussions about the couch gag, Moe's billboard, and the unfortunate Charity Titters scene. What was old timey porn like back in the 90s? Why was Jack's seventh grade science fair such a fiasco? All that plus, Dan's British Television Corner, non-Carpenter-Hunt-Reisers, and WEE just can't wait to talk King. 

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From their Solid Gold Tesseract, Jack & Dan discuss season 17's My Fair Laddy, a Groundskeeper Willie episode (that's good) that's also a musical (that's bad.) They talk about the show's connection to experimental horror novel House of Leaves, musical parodies throughout the series, and the show's overuse of lampshading (and what lampshading is.) What kind of texture is Homer's blue pants? Where is Sideshow Mel from exactly? Why does DARPA need a second Internet? All that plus Jerkass Krusty, assless Homer, and classic Simpsons character Lawrence Kwincy Tierney. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 11's Bart to the Future

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #52: Coolhouse including discussions about the cruise scene, the seagulls gag and Marge's bad cooking. Why does Jack avoid answering the phone? Why won't Dave let Dan babysit? Why did Rob Lowe go to Georgia? All that plus Jack & Dan's Meet Cute, Improper Misdirection Hulk and the sad chickens of Popeye's. ​

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NEXT WEEK: Season 17's My Fair Laddy

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #51, Baby Sinclair's Dream, including discussions about the Beatles couch gag, Homer & Lisa's heartfelt exchange, and the pharmacy scene. What is Shane really about? Where did Weezer's Green Album get its name? Who is the 101st most famous bald man, living or dead? All that plus more Stephen King podcast, more Star Wars VII podcast, and more Comic Books podcast.​

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NEXT WEEK: Season 19's Little Orphan Millie

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #50: We've Done This Before including discussions about the Ms. Butterworth gag, the Skinner scene, and Lou's Asian metaphors. What two things do you use baking soda for? Who did Dan name his cat after? What happens when you google Hachi Machi? All that plus fingering Prince, Green Arrow's vision problems, and Jack's brief foray into comic books. 

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It's WEE's Fitty Epivittery and to celebrate Dan & Jack watch their namesake episode, Season 12's "Worst Episode Ever," an episode that's all about Comic Book Guy. We discuss the silliness in the episode, a plot cobbled together from classic episodes, whether Comic Book Guy's arc failed, and the classic vs. post-classic stylings of Ralph Wiggum. Where will Dan put his dirty diapers? How much ketchup is unacceptable to Jack? Just how exactly will you be murdered on the WEE Cruise? All this, plus total prags, young pups, and a slew of important announcements from WEE Studios that you better listen to... or else... Thanks for fifty great episodes, WEE Universe! Looking forward to at least a few more before we start phoning it in.

NEXT WEEK: The Premiere of Season 27 "Every Man's Dream!"

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 49: WWRRD? including discussions about bad Moe lines, Lenny's murder mystery and the Eleanor Roosevelt gag. What's worse than shoehorned in? Will Episode VII have star wipes? Why is Dan folding his arms in disgust? All that plus Bluefic, Jack's post-classic Homer voice, and the return of our Stephen King podcast.

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Home stretch for Summer 2015, so Dan and Jack watch Season 18's The Boys of Bummer, a satire-adjacent episode where Homer becomes a mattress salesman, Bart attempts suicide, and nothing has anything to do with summer. Why does Marge have secret control over the town of Springfield? Why did J.J. Abrams fix the 2004 World Series? And would you see out Boffo Bucks Disney movie? All that, plus Homer's new catchphrase, the WEE Flip Book, and a consortium of mattress-related conspiracy theories.

NEXT WEEK: Season 12's Worst Episode Ever

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Plenty of deleted scenes and outtakes from Episode 48: Secret Argument Look, including discussions about Milhouse, Gil and Guglielmo Marconi. Is the Sister Act faux pas the biggest sin of the episode? Are She-Devil and Death Becomes Her the same movie? Will Jack strap in or strap on? All that plus crazy dog gentlemen, dinks and frosted tips. 

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WEE are joined again by special guest Nick Zurko to watch his suggestion, Season 22's The Blue and the Gray, an episode where Marge tries a new look and all of Springfield shits all over her. Which has happened before, and probably will again... What color is Patti & Selma's hair? How can you save on Neosporin bills? And how does Dan's immune system fight post-classic Simpsons? All that plus the Mr. Mxyzptlk/Vlassic connection, Worst Episode Ever gets a new title, and a preview of our new podcast: Gremlins 2: The New Cast.

NEXT WEEK: Season 18's Boys of Bummer 

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 47: Make Room For Squiggy including discussions about the couch gag, more stadium humor, the Matrix Trilogy and the history of reality TV. Who does Dan have a hate relationship with? What were James Coburn's famous last words? Why is Jack a fucking idiot? All that plus doodlers, owl penises, stepping over hoops and a sneak peak into next week's episode. 

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WEE blasts into the past sort of as Jack, Dan and special guest Nick Zurko discuss Season 14's Helter Shelter. The Simpsons have termites and then just kind of decide to go be on a reality show where they live like its 1895, without anything resembling stakes or drama. Could the post-classic era ever ruin The Simpsons for us? Does Lenny have a wife? And what is Star Trek: The Next Generation's Warf's favorite post-classic episode? All that plus the future vapors, the oeuvre of Mike O'Malley, and Dan throws oranges at all his houseguests.  

NEXT WEEK: Season 22's The Blue and the Gray

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 46: WEE Cruise including discussions about the giant virus, dystopian cruise gags, the couch gag and the Cruise commercial. What does chaotic neutral really mean? Are you in line or on line? Will Dan's comments about looking at Chris Evans's penis and murdering him be taken out of context? All that plus animaption, VHS commentaries, and Jack's secondhand SciFri podcast.

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Jack and Dan are being brev this week while they watch Season 23's A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again and discuss experimentation in the post-classic era and just how Simpsony a Simpsons episode needs to feel. Can Jack make up for that mess of an intro? Why can't The Simpsons let the ocean tell the joke? Won't you let us take you on a WEE Cruise? All that plus mass graves, the weird weirds and Dan's spot on impression of people from Columbus, Ohio.

NEXT WEEK: Season 14's Helter Shelter

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 45: Nap Hangover, including discussions about the albino jokes and Burns's eye on the dollar bill. All that plus National Treasure, Dan's spot-on Tom Cruise impression and Jack's fear of ominous voids. 

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Dan, Jack and returning special guest Dan Ozzi recover from deep-fried Doritos and the end of an era (for like a month or two) to watch Season 20's Gone Maggie Gone, the National Treasure meets Where's Waldo? meets Da Vinci Code meets Ratatouille meets the Apocolypse post-classic episode. Will Dan Ozzi survive the recording? Why are WEE taking on the United States Navy? Where's Podcast? There Podcast. All that plus Jack sneaks in another Stand reference, Dan's dead-on Simpsons Writers impression, Apu/Uter slashfic, sarcastic slang and all the many opposites of chicken WEE can think of. ​

NEXT WEEK: Season 23's A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again

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Dan and the Yao to his Ming, Jack, and special guest Dan Ozzi collectively laugh while telling the angry loners who listen to WEE all about Season 16's Homer & Ned's Hail Mary Pass, a post-Super Bowl episode seen by 32 million people, in spite of its horrendous voice acting, ambiguous moral lesson and extended Homer gibberish. Did this episode inspire YouTube? Did Flanders kill a whole farm? Is Dan a Be-Sharper? All that plus the return of Dan's Illuminati product placement conspiracy, Dan Ozzi loves a good troll, and Jack explains why he was on all those white supremacist websites ten years ago. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 20's Gone Maggie Gone

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 43: Self-Fulfilling Hashtag, including discussions about the couch gag, the whale's punny name, and bad time travel jokes. All that plus more hashtags, Harry's Dalek transformation, Dan's new air conditioner character and the thrilling mermaid-laden conclusion to Jack's Pancake Trilogy. 

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Returning guest Harry Nelson of the Harry Says Yes podcast rejoins Dan and Jack and suggests watching Season 21's The Squirt and the Whale, a bittersweer Lisa-y episode about wind and whales (the two things Lisa likes). After a windstorm comes to Springfield, Lisa devotes her efforts to saving a beached whale while Bart acts like an asshole and Homer does other things. Why does Jack pet every dog he sees seven times? Does random violence to strangers make Dan laugh? Will Pop-rika become the Internet's hottest selling spice? All that, plus the Tremors life-cycle, Harry drops his notes, and we talk about our #mydesktop wallpapers as we crush our golden iron fists.

Next Week: Season 16's Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 42: Show Your Work including conversations about Bart's suitcase shenanigans, the couch gag and the coyote/roadrunner scene. Also discussed is how Viagra led to the Iraq War, stupid fan theories about Don Draper and just how come Vlassic's mascot is a Stork. All that plus cotton commentary, Dan's Stephen King podcast, Harry's caveman editing, and Jack's Pancake Trilogy. 

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Special guest Harry Nelson of the Harry Says Yes podcast joins Jack & Dan to discuss Season 22's The Scorpion's Tale, an episode that features Werner Herzog as a pharmaceutical giant/Willy Wonka character and eyeballs popping out of everyone's heads. Topics include why Simpsons writers need to start showing their work, the means needing to justify the ends when it comes to jokes and storytelling and a classic all over Web of Spider-Man plot. Why is Dan buying so much syrup? Is Jack the Robot Devil? Will there be a Choose Your Own Podcast adventure played out over WEE, Harry Says Yes and Desert Masturbation 101? All that, plus Harry won't shut up, Dan's product placement conspiracy theory expands and Jack begins to talk about some pancakes he ate before thinking better of it.

NEXT WEEK: Season 21's The Squirt and the Whale

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 41: Purgatorio, including discussions about Judge Constance Harm and the Season 1 classic There's No Disgrace Like Home. Also, Jack hates his fat legs and gradual transformation into Vincent D'Onofrio while Dan thinks Delroy Lindo made up his name. 

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This week Dan, Jack, and our intern (a talking mouse) watch Season 13's "Brawl in the Family," an episode reminiscent of both the heavenly classic and hellish post-classic eras. The Simpsons are broken apart, by Monopoly, by cougars, and by Vegas cocktail waitresses, all in one episode! Can Al Jean quantum leap and right what once went wrong with Homer and Flanders's Vegas wives? Was "Edna Krabappoly" a harbinger of The Simpsons collapsing in on itself? And how do you spend your time in an all boys high school? (Simpsons quizes!) All that, plus, our earliest memories, Groophic pushes his creationist agenda, and visions of a a world where Season 40 is a possibility. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 22's The Scorpion's Tale

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 40: I've Seen Better Penises (A Simpsons Podcast) including all of the penises that didn't get cut (pun intended) as well as discussions about scenes from Midnight Towboy and its odd musical cues. Also, Jack's bedtime parabola, Meffrey Mulhall's bedside manner, and WEE introduce several new Groophic-derivative characters.

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Crack open a lobsterpolitan and settle in for Season 19's Midnight Towboy, not to be confused with Midnight Cowboy, which doesn't rhyme. Homer has been a plow truck driver, a regular truck driver, but a tow truck driver?! Where do they get their ideas?! Meanwhile, Jack & Dan celebrate their Fortyversary by having a mid-life crisis despite their lives being good enough while discussing extra beats, lingering jokes, and Maggie's IQ. How did Dan crash the stock market with his big soda? Is Groovic the Twophic that broke the Groophic's back? Will "Snap Into a Toe" take America's t-shirts by storm? All that plus Jack's Competitive Mighty Max podcast, WEE retcons itself... and Jeremy Piven. (Ohhh yeaaaah)

NEXT WEEK: Season 13's Brawl in the Family

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 39: The Royal You, including several deleted conversations that didn't make the final cut. Jack & Dan talk about the Minecraft couch gag, the weird animation and jokes in the bedroom scene, name issues with Luca$ and Snake and the weird Coyote/Roadrunner gag, among many others. Also, Jack does his best Rossini impression while Dan reveals a story about an ex-girlfriend with an abrupt ending when-  

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The Simpsons do competitive eating!.... Kind of? We're broadcasting live from and in the fourth person from WEE's French-Canadian death camp studio to talk about Season 25's "Luca$," which doesn't have all that much to do with the character named Luca$, nor the Robert Wuhl series Arli$$. But it does have Zach Galifianakis! Will we be blindsided by incohesion and puns within puns? Do the writers throw in random jokes for shits & giggles, or just shits? Why will Jack start his own PlayStadium corporation? All that, plus, Jack's Groophic impression, an alternate universe with Dack and Jan, and spoiler alerts for Interstellar: Murph.

NEXT WEEK: Season 19's Midnight Towboy

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​Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 38: Extra Beat Alarm including discussions about Sober Barney, Jim-Jam Bonks, and the Oktoberfest scene. Also, Jack & Dan quote half of 1989's Batman, because as our plastic surgeon always says "If you gotta go... go with a smile."

In this WEE episode with too many beats, Dan & Jack cover a Simpsons episode with too many beats—season 15’s Co-Dependent’s Day. This much-reviled storyline features Homer framing Marge for his DUI and an entire act devoted to Cosmic Wars. WEE were this close to naming this week’s episode “A Crappy Nail in a Shitty Piece of Wood,” so you know it’s going to be a good one. Is this Homer’s lowest point ever? Do Jack & Dan record every episode upside-down? Who starred in the short-lived revival Laugh Command ’89? All this plus Dan smokes too much hashtag, Jack sings as much of Rehab as he can legally afford, Business Disney Corner and no Leonardo DiCaprio whatsoever… for now. NEXT WEEK: Season 25's Luca$

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 37: Tweaks & Twists, including discussions about the evolution of Simpsons voices and the over-explainy angry whisper. Also, Jack's 90's Movie Minute, cat mailmen, and is Dan actually Edward Snowden?

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The Simpsons go to Africa this week while Jack & Dan stay put in WEE Studios with returning special guest Nick Noga. Season 12’s Simpson Safari, one of our most requested episodes (even Mike Reiss hates it) has a bag-boy strike (they happen!) twist and tweak itself into monkey and diamond-related hijinks with many of Africa’s famous landmarks and tragic quagmires used for comic fodder. Will Nick point out WEE’s flawed ranking system and ever-increasing disconnect with actual Simpsons commentary? Does John Swartzwelder save the episode with a strong first act? Can Jack effectively capture the typical episode-summarizing blurb Dan usually writes for each new podcast, or will he succumb to his natural tendency to use too many clauses and run-on sentences until everyone has finally given up on whatever he was trying to say? All this, plus Amazon’s Cat Drones, the Laugh Command Lunch Box, Jack’s frozen bread and Blood Diamond’s very own Leonardo DiCaprio.

NEXT WEEK: Season 15's Co-Dependent's Day

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Deleted Scenes & Outtakes from Episode 36: DiCaprioes including discussions about the couch gag, the Westminster Abbey scene, Homer's habit of forgetting Maggie and, of course, more DiCaprioes. 

Happy Father's Day to all our WEE Dads who may or may not have ever had sex. In their honor, WEE watch Season 20's Father Knows Worst, a story about helicopter dads, brokeback jugglers and weirdly intricate scene transitions. When Homer tries to become a better father it backfires, which describes a number of better episodes as well. How many different plot threads can they cram into a first act? Can the show get so cartoony in an otherwise realistic plot? And was Charles really in charge or was he just some weird drifter? Plus, amazing mazes, Oscar Wilde, and a special appearance (or several) by dad-bod enthusiast and Inception star, Leonardo DiCaprio (aka the Fifth Manson).

NEXT WEEK: Season 12's Simpson Safari

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from Episode 35: WEE After Dark, including discussions about Willie, Hot Pepsi, Graystache and Halloween. Also, Bilk Buds Dan & Jack try and fail to write their own birthday song and rattle off possible titles for the Nelson Prequel while Dan Hedalek stops by with 17 new characters, including Hugh Stretch.

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It's Jack's birthday! It's Dan's birthday! It's Nelson Muntz's birthday! Yes, our birthdays are within two days of each other's, and to celebrate, we watch Season 18's The Haw-Hawed Couple, where Nelson has a birthday, nobody comes, and then he and Bart become best friends (and beat up Doctor Octopus). AND the origin of The Book Job's Angelica Button! What a jam-packed episode! Is this the best Homer plot we've seen on this show? Is this the best animated "Goodfellas" parody ever? And how come the Ullman Era voices sounded so much like the Rat Pack? Plus, the secret power source of WEE Studios, mixed up Draculas, and things you can do with a jacuzzi suit. We earn our explicit tag this week, listeners, so keep wee ears away from WEE this week.

NEXT WEEK: Season 20's Father Knows Worst

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from episode 34: MacGayver, including discussions about Lenny & Carl, Marge's mom, and a Cornelius Vanderbilt update. Also, it's very hot in WEE Studios, and Jack & Dan talk about Billy Joel, Road Dogg and South Park: The Stick of Truth video game. 

This week, from a very hot WEE Studios, Dan & Jack celebrate LGBTQ Pride Month with Season 16's jumpy-aroundy episode "There's Something About Marrying," the episode where Springfield legalizes gay marriage and Patty comes out of the closet. Do the writers come out in favor or against gay marriage? How does this episode stack up against Homer's Phobia? And when will the famous publishing house Marhouse & Barton publish Dan's fan fiction? Plus, WEE twist the ceiling fan, learn about Huell Howser, and devolve our Ullman-era Simpsons voices into bad Sammy Davis Jr. impressions. We resisted our urges to create characters out of every misspoken word in an attempt to keep this episode on track. Did it work?

Next Week: Season 18's The Haw-Hawed Couple

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from episode 33, South Park Did It including a discussion about the couch gag, the lame "jewels" joke, and the banner ads Marge encounters.  Also, the true origin of Laugh Command and some regret about a recent episode ranking, all while Dan perfects his John Travolta and Jack gets distracted by fireworks.

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It's a slippity-sloppity, flippity-floppity Worst Episode Ever, where Dan and Jack watch Season 18's Marge Gamer, which is coincidentally about Marge Simpson of "The Simpsons." Marge gets addicted to a World of Warcraft-like video game while Homer has his own wacky adventure coaching Lisa's soccer team. Since when does Lisa like soccer? Is Ronaldo the worst guest star voice on "The Simpsons" or a secret best? And how many elephants are in this damn room? All of this, plus our lack of soccer knowledge, our dead-on Sideshow Mel impression, and a general cavalcade of patented WEE nonsense!

NEXT WEEK: Season 16's There's Something About Marrying

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #32 - Groophic and the Ghost, including discussions about (both) Seinfeld finales, Boston Common, and Dan and Jack's immediate reaction to the birth and death of Little Ghost Girl. Also, they ask if Behind the Laughter is a clip show and Dan Frere Jacques the 80s film Flash Gordon.

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Groophic and the Ghost

Some BODY once told us that Season 11's Behind the Laughter would be a great episode for Worst Episode Ever... so we watched it! Yes this extended parody of VH1's "Behind the Music" first aired 15 years ago (and slightly more than 15 years since Dan & Jack went to go see the Norm MacDonald bomb Screwed). It's basically a mockumentary looking at an alternate reality Simpsons family, and it's one of the least confusing things going on in today's episode. Would this have worked as a series finale for "The Simpsons?" Do people today even remember "Behind the Music?" (Does it matter for enjoying this episode?) And was this a record for how quickly the show fell apart? Plus, Groophic makes a new friend, the ghost of a child that Jack murdered who may or may not be real.

NEXT WEEK: Season 18's Marge Gamer

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Hello? Deleted scenes ready for download. Who are you to resist it, huh? Come on, our last paychecks bounced. Our children need Popeye's! Featuring lengthy discussions about Mystery Men, Prison Break and the DC Multiverse, and Die Hard 2.

A Special WEEdition recorded on our lunch breaks almost immediately after hearing the news that Harry Shearer is (might be? hopefully is not?) leaving The Simpsons. What might the show do if he really leaves? What does the long term future hold for the Simpsons? And how did we cram in a tangent about Superman Returns into such a short episode? (#notmyjorel) All that, plus returning guest Nick Noga and a mysterious ghost child from the future...?

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This week Jack and Dan watch Season 26's Bart's New Friend, based on a spec script written by very famous man Judd Apatow in the early 90s. When Homer is hypnotized into being a ten year old boy, he and Bart become good friends... and that's kind of it. It's a simple plot and it (mostly) works. Who here hates stacked parking? How great is it to see a childlike non-jerk Homer just play with a dog? And what is the antithesis of hypnotism? All that, and bee plots, super soaker drones, what waters Jack's mouth and when it's time to go to war.

NEXT WEEK: Season 11's Behind the Laughter

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Our Thirtyversary brings returning guest Brice Canedo-Pullan (the Grover Cleveland of WEE guests) and our very first Season 22 episode, Love is a Many Strangled Thing. When Homer makes Bart pee himself at a football game, he visits Paul Rudd and Kareem Abdul Jabar to rid himself of his desire to strangle Bart. Sure. Why not. What's the deal with this episode's completely insane story structure? Is he Paul Rudd or Paul Blandd? Will WEE ever get published on time? (Actually, we're switching to Thursday releases from now on.) Plus, the official Dalek theme music, more talk about Stephen King's The Stand, and yes, a little bit more Groophic. This one went so long that our usual deleted scenes is probably going to be a second full episode. That's either thanks for your patience or punishment for your complaining.

NEXT WEEK: Season 26's Bart's New Friend

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Deleted scenes from episode 29, Mayoween I: Old Dracula Fingers, including discussions on the funniest costumes from the episode, Jack's progress on his Cornelius Vanderbilt biography, Dan's Pokemon fart puns, and of course, more Groophic.

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It's the spooooky first annual Mayoween for Worst Episode Ever (in April), where we watch Season 17's Treehouse of Horror XVI, a Halloween episode (which originally aired in November). Makes sense to us. Have the post-classic Treehouses of Horror gotten a lot more gruesome? Why have they transitioned into doing four segments instead of three? And what is Dan going to do with all this mayonnaise? All that, plus Jack learns of the phrase "Smooth move, Exlax," the drama of blank seats at the movies, and our favorite Treehouse of Horror segments. On top of all that, new friend of the show, Groophic, reminds us to wear our bike helmets!

NEXT WEEK: Season 22's Love is a Many Strangled Thing

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Deleted Scenes & Outtakes from Episode 28: Knape Kills Bumblebore, including discussions on Grumpy Cat, 22-episode vs 13-episode seasons, Far Side references and lots of movies and TV shows that aren't The Simpsons. Also, Dan Hedalek is almost shot to death outside and Jack fails miserably at a Borat impression.

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A slight delay, but WEE're back with a brand new episode that may surprise you. Special guest Josh Kurp from uproxx.com makes Jack and Dan watch Season 23's The Book Job, a satirical take on the publishing industry that doubles as Neil Gaiman's comedy debut and an "Ocean's 11" parody. Lisa uncovers a sinister plot behind young adult novels that leads Homer and Bart to write their own. Doesn't sound like comedy gold, but maybe comedy bronze? What's the line between art and commercialism on The Simpsons? Why did we laugh at jokes we didn't even like? And is there a parallel universe where The Simpsons ended after Season 9? (And what are the us-es of that universe podcasting about?) All that, plus Josh talks about his history with The Simpsons, the first CDs we ever bought, and Jack's in-progress book series about coal miner angels. Sorry if the audio is below our usual standards, blame the Ghost Prots. For more from Josh, check out the WEE approved Uproxx.com.

NEXT WEEK: Season 17's Treehouse of Horror XVI

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WEE talk about The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver & Co. and Suburban Commando, as well as the late Don Payne and get distracted by the ice cream man​. An episode so good, Jack edited it twice! (We lost it the first time)

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We're past the halfway mark of the year and we "celebrate" with the episode that broke Dan's love affair with The Simpsons, Season 14's "The Great Louse Detective." Yes, our first Sideshow Bob episode here on WEE. When an attempt is made on Homer's life, they turn to Sideshow Bob to root out the killer for no real reason. Was this a mystery episode that made sense? Was it worth it to bring Sideshow Bob back for this particular story? Will Bradley Cooper get his Oscar for "Secreting the Popeye's Elixir?" All that, plus, our favorite Sideshow Bob episodes, Hulk Hogan's failed rap career, and Frank Nelson's butthole. Suck it, Kurt Cobain!

NEXT WEEK: Season 23's The Book Job

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Deleted scenes from our 26th episode of Worst Episode Ever. Does anyone read these descriptions? Does anyone listen to these episodes? Who are our listeners really? What's the meaning of life? Why are we here? And why does Dan keep accusing Jack of farting? 

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Business as usual when WEE celebrate a belated Easter and Passover by watching Season 21's "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed," a delightful episode where Flanders takes the Simpsons to Israel for a loosely defined reason, Homer is at his jerkiest and most sacreligious, and the fun never ends! (Because it never begins! Hah!) When did Bart's catchphrase evolve from "Ay Carumba!" to "Karate!"? Is Sacha Baron Cohen good in this episode or not? And who will win the Popeye's Ultimate Mystery Sweepstakes? All that, plus Dan Brown related puns, how old and out of touch WEE are, and impressions of Ullman-era Simpsons family members talking about butts.

NEXT WEEK: Season 14's The Great Louse Detective

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So it's come to this and we hope we're not looking like quite the fools. It's the first day of April and Dan & Jack have flown the coop after reviewing season 6's O-Henryesque anti-classic "Mom's the Word." Hopefully you're not feeling empty inside after hearing what we have to say, even though this episode is surely one for the birds! What actor was the Charlie Sheen of the early 90s? How was Cheech Marin the gum of "Golden Palace?" And where does Jeopardy! steal its questions from? All that, plus, the original non-ironic Quagmire, Ham Harry, and some cartoon show about a family or something. Now who's laughing, now who's laughing!

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Deleted scenes & outtakes from episode 24, "Springfield Crazy." Is Dan doing Joe Pesci or Coach Z from Homestar Runner? Why is Jack picking on people who've had tracheotomies? Also: more Krod Mandoon, The Brave and the Bold, Men in Black and Dan accuses Jack of farting yet again.

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We're slightly delayed, but back with a new and terrible episode. Now does that mean the Simpsons episode is bad or our show? You'll have to listen to find out. Dan and Jack watch Season 11's Kill the Alligator and Run, one of the most requested episodes, then blame all of you for their subsequent inconsolable rage. Homer is depressed and needs a vacation, but unfortunately it's Spring Break and Kid Rock is there. Hilarity (?) and gator-cide ensue. Why is Homer's crippling depression done away with after an act break? John Swartzwelder wrote this one too? And should I stop the hypothetical questions and just post the damn episode? All that, plus, alligator related WEE-tractions, Schumacher-era Batman, and a Dalek exercise video inspired by Body by Jake. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 21's The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

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Brooklyn's hottest podcast is Worst Episode Ever #23.5. This collection of deleted scenes from Episode 23 has it all. Learning obscure things from old Simpsons episodes (then immediately forgetting them). Green Lantern. Daphne from Frasier. James Bond. Janosz from Ghostbusters II. Plugs for other podcasts. Outdated Amazon banners. And before you get on that bus, look out for a string of Hulk-related puns...

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Did someone say St. Patrick's Day? Oh that was yesterday? Well, good because this episode only has about three minutes of a St. Patrick's Day parade. Yes, it's that one that Jack thought was all those other ones but it wasn't. It's season 20's Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes! Homer and Flanders become bounty hunters because reasons, while Marge works in an erotic bakery without any kind of dramatic tension at all. Sounds like a winner to us! When did Springfield get so many Irish residents? Why do they waste great guest stars with unnecessary characters? And how can there be other Jack Picones and Dan Mulhalls out there? All that, plus black and white cookie stores, intense fears of Marc Summers, and a visit from Joe Pesci. We ate Popeye's before recording this one, so you know it's going to be good. Plus, a stream of special guests waiting for a bus!

NEXT WEEK: Season 11's Kill the Alligator and Run

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Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE Episode #22 - All of the Groban, including Dan's French Terminator impressions, Jack bashing WEE's blind listeners and the mysterious J.G. connection. 

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This week, Dan and Jack enter a world of their own creation (filled mostly with action figures) to watch Season 20's Lisa the Drama Queen. Lisa and her new BFF Juliette create the fantasy world of "Equalia" to get away from their problems in a loose parody of Peter Jackson's "Heavenly Creatures." Sure, why not? Is there potential romantic tension between Juliette and Lisa? Is there potential romantic tension between Dan and Jack? And does anyone else remember Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire? Plus, the joys of Crazy Town, the new Mozart, and the best animated mugs.

NEXT WEEK: Season 20's Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes

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This week we've got deleted scenes and outtakes from episodes 19 - 21. Jack, Dan and guest Rusty Harding talk about novelizations, vague Latinos, Baywatch Nights and, at one point, the wrong episode.

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It's a Popeye's-fueled bender as WEE watch Season 13's "The Frying Game" then slowly lose our minds. Homer volunteers to help an old woman, who then dies, and Homer is blamed. Sounds like comedy gold to us. We're joined by guest and Simpsons Trivia expert Rusty Harding who actually prepared and drops the knowledge that John Swartzwedler - Simpsons Super-Pro and VIP - wrote this fascinatingly weird episode. Does the twist of this episode hold up under any sort of scrutiny at all? How does Homer alternate between world's best husband and murderous coward? And how could "Frasier" succeed where "The Tortellis" failed?  Plus, an extended conversation about character actor Dan Hedaya's body of work, tiny doll clothes for your genitals, and a few visits from a friendly, chatty Dalek. Enjoy, and make sure you're subscribed to our feed or you could miss out on our bonus episodes, which may or may not be complete nonsense.

NEXT WEEK: Season 20's Lisa the Drama Queen

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Our twentieth episodery already? Time flies at WEE Studios... To celebrate, Jack and Dan endure the season 13 clip show "Gump Roast," which features a timely "Forrest Gump" parody, clips from much better episodes, and the damned catchy "They'll Never Stop The Simpsons." Does every episode of "The Simpsons" take place in Homer's mind? Does all of television take place in the mind of a small boy? And why has this show not done another clip show in the past 13 years? Find out, plus Dan talks about the worst X-Men power, Jack ties "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" with Empty Nest, and together they get more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire. And, because you tolerated it, another installment of Dan's awful teenage Simpsons fan-fiction.

NEXT WEEK: Season 13's The Frying Game

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It's Chinese New Year this week, so The Simpsons are going to China as WEE watch Season 16's Goo Goo Gai Pan and Selma attempts to adopt a Chinese baby. And it actually starts out really great in a funny coherent first act... which quickly devolves into overly complicated plots and troubling racial humor. Are cartoony gags worth breaking the reality of the show? Is Robert Wagner the real-life Troy McClure? And was Jack's first car powered by squirrels, or cartoon wolves? All that, plus Dan bamboozles a pandamonium pun, Jack loves menopause, and we feel old and bad about ourselves. (We actually mention mimeograph machines in this episode, ask your parents kids.). And Hank Azaria is Sephardic Jewish, not Italian as we ignorantly assume in this episode. Thanks Wikipedia!

NEXT WEEK: Season 13's Gump Roast

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Some quick outtakes from our "Angry Dishes" episode, where we discuss why "Moe Letter Blues" was a Mother's Day episode, a neat Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and spoilers for Fox's "Fringe." It ain't all Popeye's chicken and glamour at WEE Studios... 

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WEE has a big announcement this week: we're getting married! Oh, and the introduction of the Dave System. And the waiter has been brutally beaten. But first, we dive into the miasmas of season 21's Moe Letter Blues with special guest Dave Dormon, all while slandering Bing Crosby's corpse and discussing that hot new app, with a film adaptation starring Seth Rogen as The Cup. Why are there no good married couples in Springfield? How did the writers settle on rehashing a semi-obscure movie from the forties? And is everyone caught up on the hit sitcom How I Met Your Valley? Plus, the real origin of Game of Throne's The Mountain, comparing penises to the Wicked Witch of the East's feet, and not being good at math or boobs. 

NEXT WEEK: Season 16's Goo Goo Gai Pan

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More Daleks, French for some reason, The Hunger Games, and a lot of Star Wars/Trek talk are just some of the deleted scenes from our "Man Who Came to Be Dinner" episode but restored in this minisode.  

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Not a "what if?," not a Halloween episode, not a dream, but a real-life fictional cartoon show where The Simpsons go to SPAAACE! Yes, they "break reality" (but really it's long broken, thank you "Saddlesore Galactica") as the family goes to Dizneeland only to wind up taken away to Rigel 7 by Kang and Kodos in an extended rehashing of other episodes. Remember Kang and Kodos' first appearance in Season 2? Remember Itchy & Scratchy Land? Remember Homer eating potato chips in space? Well, get ready for them AGAIN, only slightly different and now in HD! And how does "Star Trek" factor into the ending? It just does! Don't ask questions! All that, plus our Jokes 101 course for preschoolers, terrible Dalek impressions, and those hot rodding teenagers from Dimension X. This was our most requested episode, but is it as good as those Brian Setzer Orchestra parody films? Our answer may surprise you...

NEXT WEEK: Season 21's "Moe Letter Blues"

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Release the robotic Richard Simmons! Another extra minisode of outtakes from Episode 16, talking about "Large Marge." Brice tells a Tom Selleck anecdote, Jack struggles to make metaphors, and Dan thinks a joke is just... *fart.* New full episode coming Wednesday!

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Things get heavy as WEE, and returning guest Brice Canedo-Pullan, discuss Season 14's problematic "Large Marge". Marge accidentally gets breast implants, the citizens of Springfield sing a song about how they make her better, and lazy gay jokes get made in a muddled episode that makes no larger social commentary and has no moral. Remember, this show tackled homosexuality in a thoughtful progressive episode just six years prior! We weigh the heavy issues of sexism, feminism, and body shaming as three white heterosexual men (and we welcome listener input on it, male, female, or otherwise). Plus, Batman! Who is the worst Jack ever? Who will literally blush themselves to death? And who left the milk out?

NEXT WEEK: Because you demanded it... "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"!

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If that's what they cut out, what they leave in must be pure gold! A mini extra of outtakes from Episode 15, stitched together for your enjoyment. If you like it, we'll do more bonus episodes. If you hate it, let's never speak of it again. Either way, this probably should have remained cut but, oh well! New full episode still coming on Wednesday!
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Everyone's favorite tertiary school official gets his moment in the spotlight in Season 23's "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts," Super Duper Intendent Chalmers. Can Chalmers succeed where a string of teachers, parents, and parental figures failed by making Bart love learning? Or will Bart just turn into a terrorist? (Or both?) Dan and Jack are joined by special guest Brice Canedo-Pullan, assistant editor of the CBS show "Blue Bloods," who helps suss out this episode's strange pacing issues, dig into these guest animator couch sequences the HD era is so fond of, and analyze jokes about operating systems. Why does the news have a children's drawing of Bart's death by hanging? Why are we deprived of a long-winded Grampa story? And what's the deal with lateness fees, guys? Also, this episode features Nelson's mother, have we seen her before? All this, plus Jack can't say "anthropomorphic," Dan makes a terrible beets pun, and deep conversation about the opening credits to "Boy Meets World."

NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: Season 14's "Large Marge" 

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It's the cold, dark, depressing month of January, a perfect time for Season 17's "Bonfire of the Manatees." Didn't this episode open with a St. Patrick's Day parade? No? It actually opens with Homer shooting a porno? And it gets worse from there...? Well. This should be a fun one. Join us, with Alec Baldwin as a manatee enthusiast, as we dig deep into the excessive violence in this episode, debate what makes a good couch gag, and question why an episode so clearly focused on Marge is really all about Homer. Why is this episode's plot a Voltron-like combination of lesser plots? Why is Homer so over-the-top unlikeable here? And what other episodes did this episode's writer pen? (The answer MAY shock you, much like a car cigarette lighter). All that, plus, hard-hitting philosophical questions about manatees, more loose analogies to Spider-Man, and our new show sponsor: Vlassic pickles (not really). 

NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: Season 23's "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" 

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What better way to break in the new year than panda-on-man sexual assault? Yes, WEE've sobered up since New Years, and are ready for Season 12's "Homer Vs. Dignity," one of our most requested episodes. Homer needs money, Mr. Burns hires him as his "prank monkey," and nothing is resolved in an episode that just kind of ends. Maybe we do need another drink... We debate the existence/goodness of Lindsay Naegle, illuminate the weird sexual undercurrent in the episode, and discuss Mr. Burns' misunderstanding of what a prank is. When did Moe become so creepy? Why does no one in Springfield mourn the great hobo genocide? And why is a Simpsons podcast in 2015 talking about hit 80s sitcom "Empty Nest?" All that, plus, Jack forgets the planets, Dan nerds out about Spider-Man, and much, much more. (And if anyone from Marvel is out there, we are available to write that "Spider-Man/Vulture: The Empty Nest" limited series...)

NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: Season 17's Bonfire of the Manatees
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